Katie, 21. Milwaukee-Chicago. So this is my blog... be prepared for various facets of nerdery, makeup/cosmetics talk, and just a dash of casual social justice. Come say hi! :)


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Apr 23, 2014
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Hi everyone! We only need 20 more people to do the survey! It’s super-easy and only takes 5 minutes. Please take it if you can :)


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Apr 23, 2014
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Please take my survey so I can graduate!


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Apr 22, 2014
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Hi lovelies! If you could pretty please take my survey for my market research class, I would really appreciate it. The survey is open to people of all ages, and it only takes 5 minutes!


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Apr 21, 2014
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negritaaa:

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

I’m gonna make this a thing.


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Apr 21, 2014
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Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.


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Apr 21, 2014
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If you’re poor why not ask your parents for more money?

— Sophomore French Literature Major (via justjasper)

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Apr 21, 2014
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cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

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Is that Benedict Cumberbatch?

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Apr 18, 2014
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theorlandojones:

Srsly. Like, this is an actual thing… that actually happened?

I mean…

EDIT: The least believable part of this story was that the photo was posted on Google+


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Apr 18, 2014
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mariavontraphouse:

"I just really like to draw disney princesses"

*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

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Apr 18, 2014
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drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

drunkfeferi:

this is the greatest thing to ever be submitted to me. bless you friend, may all your dreams come true

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Apr 18, 2014
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some boy: stop generalizing all men

some boy: as a guy, i have to say, this is just how guys are, this is what the bros are like, im just saying whats on every guys mind, if your man says differently he's lying, real men don't ____, im a piece of shit


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Apr 18, 2014
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thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

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Apr 18, 2014
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eldrkevinprice:

if the broadway and theatre community dislikes bootlegs so much and don’t want people filming their shows they need to work on making theatre a more accessible form of media by filming shows professionally because you know they talk a lot about being a very open welcoming community but don’t do anything to make that community welcoming to people who can’t afford to see shows or people who live in rural areas and are literally unable to attend shows at all

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Apr 18, 2014
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ettadunhams:

Holy wow ok everyone needs to stop and listen to this

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Apr 18, 2014
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theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

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